according to you,
i'm stupid, i'm useless, i can't do anything right.
according to you,
i'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind.
i'm a mess in a dress,
can't show up on time even if it would save my life.
according to you, according to you.

but according to him,
i'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
according to him,
i'm funny, irresistable, everything he ever wanted.
everything is opposite, i don't feel like stopping it
baby tell me what i've got to lose.
he's into me for everything i'm not, according to you.

according to you,
i'm boring, i'm moody, and you can't take me anyplace.
according to you,
i suck at telling jokes cause i always give it away.
i'm a girl with the worst intentions
and you're the boy who puts up with that,
according to you, according to you.

but according to him,
i'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
according to him,
i'm funny, irresistable, everything he ever wanted.
everything is opposite, i don't feel like stopping it
baby tell me what i've got to lose.
he's into me for everything i'm not, according to you.

i need to feel appreciated, that i'm not hated. oh no.
why can't you see me through his eyes?
it's too bad you're making me decide.

but according to me,
you're stupid, you're useless, you can't do anything right.

according to him,
i'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
according to him,
i'm funny, irresistable, everything he ever wanted.
everything is opposite, i don't feel like stopping it
baby tell me what i've got to lose.
he's into me for everything i'm not, according to you.

yea yea, according to you.
yea yea!
according to you,
i'm stupid, i'm useless, i can't do anything right.